Comments on: Disney+ Arrives On Apple Vision Pro, But Not Netflix Directly? https://www.ecoustics.com/news/disney-plus-apple-vision-pro/ everything hi-fi Sun, 28 Jan 2024 04:14:31 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 By: ORT https://www.ecoustics.com/news/disney-plus-apple-vision-pro/#comment-203769 Tue, 23 Jan 2024 22:01:17 +0000 https://www.ecoustics.com/news/disney-plus-apple-vision-pro/#comment-203769 Well, well, well…I think I just heard a sigh of relief coming from Dyson. Their air purifying headphones have finally been surpassed in the heated battle for most ridiculously needless device with which to listen to music and/or view a film.

And the wiener is…Jizney and fApple…errrrr…Disney and Apple for the fApple Vision Pro!

Just when you thought wearing 3D spectacles made you look stoopid, these two GIANTs of Sinsitivity and Divershitty do a “BlunderTwiin Powers ACTIVATE!” and create what only the purest of JustUS Worriers could do. Take a LOT of your money from you and present you with something George Jetson would wear to view pron in the year 2062.

The Involuntarily Sellibate can now take matters into their own hands…ummmm…home…room…whatever.

Bose is finally released from pushing that boulder up the hill every day and watching it roll back down once they reach the summit.

WTF were these two woke companies feeeeeeeeeeling?! The answer:

Greedy.

I would say more but I think I’ve pretty much said what needs saying. The writing is on the (gender fluid) stall.

ORT

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